terime kasih dak2 obermuensterstrasse atas segale layanan yg kurang memuaskn baik dr anda semua..saye bg pihak en zaku ingin mengucapkn jutaan terime kasih..tanpa anda semua,sudah pasti en zaku ddlm kesusahann..
salam
Three engineers and three lawyers were traveling by train to a conference. At the station ,each lawyers bought each of them a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them.
"How are you going to travel on a single ticket?"asked the lawyer.
"Wait and watch."answered one of the engineers.
When they boarded the train,the lawyers took their seats, but the 3 engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet door and asked, "Ticket please". The door opened just a crack and an arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and move on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to do the same thing on their return back.
blablabla, the conference ended.
So, when they got to the station, they buy only one ticket between them. To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy any between them. "How are going to travel without any ticket?"asked one of the lawyer.
"Wait and watch."answered an engineer.
In the train, the engineers crammed into the toilet and the 3 lawyers into another nearby. Soon when the train started, one of the engineers go out of the toilet and walk to the toilet where the lawyers were hiding.
He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket please."
i really do ms u..
n u too~Slumdog star joining Jack Bauer next adventure..
While we're still watching 24's seventh season play out, the FOX action series actually wrapped production months ago, thanks to the strange production schedule brought about by last year's writers' strike – which delayed Season 7 airing by a full year. 24 will actually begin production on Season 8 in May, as Season 7 is winding down, and casting has now begun for the next season.
The Hollywood Reporter says Anil Kapoor will be joining the cast as a series regular for Jack Bauer's next bad day. Kapoor, a star in India, is now familiar to American audiences for his role in the Academy Award winning Slumdog Millionaire, in which he played the host of the Indian version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Set to be broadcast on May 19, The Cesc Fabregas Show: Nike Live will deliver an alternative view of the Spaniard and bring together the worlds of football, comedy and entertainment.
It will be a high energy, one-hour ‘shot as live’ showpiece in front of a studio audience, using mixed media consisting of live interviews, football stunts and pre-shot sequences.
The pace will be set by the player himself as he takes his audience on the journey of the life of Cesc Fabregas.
A host of stars from the beautiful game will also appear, including Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger and the scout who first spotted Fabregas' prodigious talent.
But your super SunSport is one step ahead of the game because we've secured an exclusive preview of the advert to the programme.
It shows the Gunners' midfielder in a tongue-in-cheek role reversal from his famed nice guy persona.
Our clip shows him in a fictional agent's office looking disgusted with his representative's attempts to cheer him up with offers of houses, cars and even an Arsenal-coloured helicopter!
The agent's promises push Cesc over the edge and the 20-year-old demands he gets what he really wants — his own TV show.
Fabregas told us: "I am honoured to have this opportunity. It's not something that you expect so we're going to make it a night to remember."
And insiders on the show said: "Cesc's acting ability was frightening.
"Like with his football, he really took it to the next level and it'd be no surprise if he started getting calls from Hollywood when his football career is over!"
The clip is being used to drive awareness of The Cesc Fabregas Show: Nike Live that will be broadcast on Sky Sports 1 on May 19.
aku ade jmpe link neh..sesape la nk dolod Reader's Digest bulan April neh tkan la link neh..
http://www.easy-share.com/1904243484/Readers.Digest.April.2009.rar
xkne bayar pn..dolod free suda..haha
bosan2 layan gk bce buku neh..
epi doloding..
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An der CIA-Schule stehen drei Agenten vor dem Abschlusstest.
Der Ausbilder sagt zum ersten: "Im nächsten Raum befindet sich deine Freundin. Hier hast du eine Pistole. Du hast 30 Sekunden um sie umzubringen!" Nach 30 Sekunden kommt der Mann mit seiner Freundin an der Hand aus dem Raum, gibt dem Instruktor die Pistole zurück und sagt: "Tut mir leid, das kann ich nicht!"
Als der zweite an der Reihe ist sagt der Ausbilder zu ihm: "Im nächsten Raum befindet sich deine Verlobte. Hier hast du eine Pistole. Du hast 30 Sekunden um sie umzubringen!" Nach 30 Sekunden kommt der Mann mit seiner Verlobten an der Hand aus dem Raum, gibt dem Instruktor die Pistole zurück und sagt: "Tut mir leid, das kann ich nicht!"
Zum dritten sagt der Ausbilder: "Im nächsten Raum befindet sich deine Frau mit der du schon 10 Jahre verheiratet bist. Hier hast du eine Pistole. Du hast 30 Sekunden um sie umzubringen!" Der Mann geht in den Raum. Nach zwei Sekunden ertönt ein fürchterlicher Lärm und nach 20 Sekunden steht der Mann wieder vor der Tür und sagt zum Ausbilder: "Irgendein Idiot hat Platzpatronen in die Pistole getan. Ich habe sie mit dem Sessel erschlagen müssen!"
p/s: sesape yg xleh nk phm lawak neh bole la gne babel fish translater..sorry~haha..xD
Congrats 2 all d teams that get through to semi-finals..though im vry d upset Liverpool didnt get it through..haha,pity Gerrard couldnt help his side battling to fight place for semi-finals due to his injuries..this are some of my review regerding the past quaterfinals..
1) Arsenal vs Villareal
alih bahase lak r..maleh aku nk pkr lme2 ape nk tulis..haha..cm biase,sebagai fan mmg la ske team dapat msk semi..tp bg aku Villareal hebat pn sbnrnye..cume die lawan ngn Arsenal yg tgh on-form skrg neh..dgn Walcott, Adebayor ngn Fabregas br baek dr injured..lgpun,Villareal mmg tgh down-form pn..Spanish league pn die kalah dua previous game..2-0 kalah ngn Malaga,3-0 kalah ngn Almeria..so,good for Arsenal for using their advantage to get through to the next round..
Barcelona FCSedar xsedar cuti easter pn dh abes..aku plak blaja pn tidak..haish,malas gle..sdap gle dok lme2 atas katil..bermalas2an didalam rumah..namun aku kuar gk la g jenjalan sekitar Deutschland..
1st trip aku aku g Innsbruck..sbnrnye aku dh g dh sblm neh..cume dulu aku nye trip kejap je..haha,so aku bertolak dr Rosenheim dan ia mengambil mase 2jam perjalanan ketapi..nk g Innsbruck neh kne ade 2 tiket..satu tiket kt dlm Deutschland(bayern tiket) ngn satu lg tiket dlm Austria(einfach-raus tiket)..so,nk budjet sket kne la g dlm group..haha,sep sket duwet..
balie-farah-hawe-zaku
Haha..ble pkr2 blk cm klaka lak title aku neh..lantak r..huhu
aku sbnrnye frust sbb xdpt nk beli kasut yg btul2 aku berkenan..tp aku terpakse kuburkn hasrat aku sbb kasut 2 mahai nk mampos..aku pn xto spe la nk g beli kasut 2..kalo dh harge 300euro,gle ke hape??mahai,kalo convert duit msia kat2 RM1500 kot..tp aku amek la choice ke-2 aku..haha,sbb kasut And1 dh haus gle r..pkai pn nnt asek bunyi time jalan..cm kasut aku kecik2,siap ade lampu kelip2 kt blakang kasut..haha!
bg nk sdapkn ati aku,aku beli gk la kasut ni smlm kt muenchen..haha!harge pn oret gk..kalo aku nk tgu sale mmg berkurun kot..lgpn minah kdai 2 ckp kasut2 basket mmg berharge sket..so,aku redha jela beli xdpt diskaun..so,aku akan pkai ngan hensemnye g klas nnt..haha!ngn skunk musim panasnye,sdap gk la nk g klas neh ngn style msg2..aku plak maseh bergaye memakai sonnebrille(sunglass) otw nk g klas..haha!sorry honey,bkan nk psg len,tp skunk musim summer,so kne la style2 sket..haha!
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Ari ni mmg ditakdirkn rambut aku dipotong..haha!aku sendiri rimas tgk rambut sndr..dh la lebat..ccb je..ahaks! neway aku x ptg rambut ngn Judin pn..saje je nk g torai gunting kt kedai laks..cuaks pn ade..takut2 die xphm pesyen cane aku nk potong..dh le deutsch aku lemau lg..haha!aku men tibai je..lantak r
so sng cte aku g la gunting rambut pas aku g men basket pg td..sial dh karat..kalo dlu 3 poin ala kacang nk mampos..abes skunk trhegeh2 nk kne lompat br nk score..berat badan dh menaik..men sket je dh pnat..huahuahua~men br bpe minet tp dh pnat..xpela,azam aku mmg nk bersukan time summer neh..gudbye winter..aku pn dh rimas nk pkai bj tbal2 neh..
since dak2 FH aku rajin nk g Uni Sportzentrum(sport center) ari jmt pas solat nk men badminton,aku pn g la meng-ebay ngn beli raket Yonex..sbb brand 2 je ade gmbr Lee Chong Wei jd maskot brand..nk support msia nye pasal,aku pn angkut le ngn harge 29,90 euro..nk men nye psl..kne la mangat sket..kua3~
berbalik psl rambut aku..hehe,meleret lak aku taip..slalu rse malas je nk blogging neh..haha!aku pn msk la kdai 2..ade 2 org tukang gunting..sekor laki,sekor betine..aku tgu la sbb msg2 ade customer..skalik,yg betine 2 lak free..aku xske sgt pompuan nk gunting rambut aku..ahh,belasah je ar..aku malas nk pkr bnyk2..
bla3,rambut aku pn dh dipotong..dialog2 antare betine tuh ngn aku maleh aku nk igt blk..tah ape tah aku carutkn..wakakaka~..sng cte,not bad la die gunting..cume part bes die basuh rambut aku jela kot..cm jd raje lak ade org tlg basuh2kn rambut neh..hakhak!..pape r aku neh..
aku pn rse cm klaka je kalo aku nk upload gmbr br aku..huhu,sesape nk meh le dtg sndr kt Regensburg..=] ciao~
p/s: jgn kecik ati lak Judin..len kali aku gntg rambut ngn ko laks..=] peace!
-Pecah Lokap-
If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted and go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
Because they'd stick up for me
If I were a boy
I think that I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone that it's broken
So they think
That I was sleeping alone
I'd put myself first and make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she'll be faithful
Waiting for me to come home(to come home)
It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong
But you're just a boy
You don't understand(and you don't understand)
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you'll wish you were a better man
You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you taken her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you're just a boy
The Songjiang Hotel will be a five-star resort hotel set within a beautiful water-filled quarry close to Shanghai in China, and is expected to be completed by May, 2009. The five-star resort hotel set is designed within a beautiful water-filled quarry in the Songjiang district close to Shanghai in China.
The innovative design of the 400-bed resort hotel stands two levels higher than the rock face of the 100 metre deep quarry and includes underwater public areas and guestrooms. It will incorporate conference facilities for up to 1,000 people, a banqueting centre, restaurants, cafés and sports facilities. Sustainability is integral to the design ranging from using green roofing for the structures above the ground level to geothermal energy extraction.
That's not what is unique about it.
