The Year 2030
Kids: daddy! kuar dlu!
Me: haih,sabo dlu..meh sini..
Kids: lew..ape kes lak neh?
Me: Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your grandparents.
Kids : Bapak ape kes speaking lak neh? org nk g men basket la..
Me: ala,kjap je..satgi pn daddy nk g kuar minum..
Kids: Are we being punished for something?
Me: No
Kids: Yeah rite, is this going to take a while?
Me: No, its gonna take only a few minutes..baiklah..kisahnye bermula pade satu tengah hari pade hari ahad yg aman dan damai..
Kids: dh la daddy..skema la plak..cube jgn skema sgt..
Me:kalo korg mnyampuk,nnt lmbt la daddy abes cte..ok,cte die cani..i was born in Hospital Sg Petani on the 20th September..it around 12:56 pm and i cried out loud coz daddy sendiri couldnt stand of my own bau..siyesly,busuk ok? haha,so, when i stop crying, my mom pn dukung me..i remembered she said..
" awww~ comeyl nye bdak neh..nk bg nme ape ek? bg nme muhammad damon ok x?(matt damon version melayu) then my dad pn ckp "jadahan kasik nme cmtu..kasik ar nme Zakwan..Mohamad Zakwan..hensem sket..rare lg tuh..haha,kot2 nnt besar pndi men bola ke.."
then my mom pn meng'ya' kn la permintaan tersebut..and that kids,is how i got my name and how i met ur grandparents..
Kids: waa~ k la daddy, nk kuar g men basket ar..kang marah lak member smpi lmbt
Me: jgn blk lmbt tau..coz tonight ill tell u how i met..
Kids: spe lg?
Me: haa..tgu jela nnt..dh, daddy nk kuar g "maple" mnum kopi
to be continued...
