The Penguins Of Madagascar..

wahai penduduk bumi sekalian..

bg mereke yg blom tau lg psl cte neh..dolod la cpt2..bes woo..katun 14 minet neh mampu menghilangkn stress xspesially study..katun neh ade season lagik 2..skunk br season 1,n dh 2 episod..aku leh kasik link dolod tp bg mereke yg ade acc rapidshare je la..huhu,sorry~

Episode 1;
pengu1ns.101.part1.rar
pengu1ns.101.part2.rar

Episode 2;
pengu1ns.102.part1.rar
pengu1ns.102.part2.rar

password : ivan@rslinks

D.U.M.E.X..

tanggal 20 februari mengingatkn saye kepada bday sahabat karib saya sewaktu kami bersame2 di zaman persekolahan di STAR dulu..beliau anak bongsu dr 3 beradik kini melanjutkn pelajaran di jepon..memori beliau dlm ingatan saye cukup membuatkn saye kekurangan "gb" sehinggakan saye fail 1 paper dlm sem 1 neh..xD berikut adalah ingatan2 yg boleh saye kongsikn bersame..

form 1
beliau berjaye menarik perhatian ramai pelajar br termasuk saye kerane beliau memiliki aset yg org laen tidak mungkin ade (keningnye yg hujungnye tajam keatas)

form 2
beliau adalah antara pelajar didalam batch 44 yg menjadi prefect kerane beliau berjaye mengharumkn name skolah kerane berjaye memenangi anugerah DUMEX..sejak dr hari itu name beliau tros melekat sehingga kehari ini..

form 3
minat beliau dalam arena bola keranjang memakse beliau utk belatih dgn gigih utk mendapatkn tmpt dalam pasukan..beliau diberi tugas oleh mr King Eng Seng utk bermain pada posisi PG(point guard)..namun beliau terpakse menjadi pemaen simpanan kerana beliau blom lg cukup bersedia..beliau juge aktif didlm aktiviti surau dn kemudian dilantik sebagai ahli nakib..

form 4
setelah berjaya mendapat 8a dalam PMR, beliau adalah diantara pengawas yg diamanahkn utk menolong freshie2 form4 br pada ketike itu..setelah menjumpai sasaran utk dibuli,beliau menawarkn diri sendiri utk mem'prank'kn sorg freshie..walaupn beliau sorg nakib,namun beliau menjalankn tugas dgn baek skali sebagai 'gay' plg ganas skali didlm batch..

form 5
beliau akhirnye dpt masuk dlm first five basket..mr king terpakse akur kerana tiade calon laen yg boleh bermaen pada posisi PG..keserasian kami bermaen basket membolehkn kami layak bermaen di peringkat kebangsaan..kami adalah antara batch yg berjaya pergi ke peringkat kebangsaan lebey dr skali..beliau juge yg capub dgn guru2 membuatkn beliau menjadi anak angkat kepade beberape org guru..antarenye cik Al-Azmi..xD

begitu lah kisah nye..sbnrnye bnyk lg yg bole saye coretkn dlm blog ini..namun sekian dr saye buat kali ini..

HAPPY BESDAY DUMEX
SEMUGE PNJG UMUR MURAH REZEKI

dumex plg kanan skali..ensem x?
xD

*besday beliau spesial pade 20.02.2002..

**dan besday saye spesial plak pade taun neh..20.09.2009..bersamaan 1 syawal 1430

duduk same rendah,diri xsame tinggi..

dgn ketinggian aku yg hampir mencecah 177cm xbermakne aku xmampu memberi kasih sayang kepade 'schatzi' aku..ketinggian tidak memberi aku halangan utk tros bersamamu dan kini kita suda 743 hari bersame..^^
i luv u so much honey..=]

jgn pandang i cm2 darling..i luv u 2 so much..xD

hula-hoopz allstarz weekend..

those who r basketball freak like me,u shudnt miss this game of the year..

NBA Allstars game is around d corner..

the Shooting Stars, Skills Challenge, 3-point Shoot out and Slam Dunk Contest will be held 2nite 0200-0600(sunday)..
u can watch d game through dis link..

the 59th NBA Allstars Game between East Allstars vs West Allstars starts at 0200-0530 (monday) which this time Phoenix host the game..
u can watch stream though dis link..

*all the game are in +1 timezone..pls check with your local timezone..

Dwight Howard,the winner of 2008 Slam Dunk Contest..

xmo tau pn xpe..

#'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'..? (Are you doubting this?)

#The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet.. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?? xD)

#There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.. (You're not doubting this, are you??)

#There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious'.. (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u.. -_-')

#An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain..(I know some people like that also..xD)

#TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard..

#A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is..xD)

Superior Spaniard outclassed the Three Lions..

Two goals from David Villa and Fernano Llorente had stretch Spain into 29 games unbeaten and completed a hat-trick of victories against the English as they took two of their chances in a game that saw neither defence opened up often..

Defensive errors could be blamed for the 1st goal, but Villa's skill and Alonso's vision created the through pass made James had no chance but to let the ball pass through the net..

Fernando Llorente,the player who didnt stand a chance to be call up in the EURO 2008 had shown his ability by scoring the second goal through the free kick set piece in the 83rd minute..Llorente was left free and left by Upson and after the fine delivery from Xavi there was no doubt Llorente would head home for his first international goal..


Credit to David Beckham,who came on for his record-equalling 108th England cap and set up Carlton Cole late on but the striker's effort was cleared off the line by Marchena..

ur HP number..

this is really amazing..

4 those who still remember ur malaysia HP no,u can try dis..

1. key-in the 1st 3 digits of ur handphone number(not the 01x number) into the calculator
2. multiply by 80
3. add 1
4. multiply by 250
5. add the last 4 digits of ur handphone number
6. add the last 4 digits of ur handphone number again
7. minus 250
8. divide by 2

is it ur handphone number??

awesome ayte??
haha..hv fun
xD

daging masak black pepper special..

haha..disebabkn sem dpn dh kurang sorg tukang masak,so aku pn kne la blaja mskn2 yg sodap2 sket..haha,since xde mende nk wat cuti neh(sblm g bercuti 3 mgu start 16 mac),aku pn berazam la nk tingkatkn lg skil2 tuk memasak..jelews gk aku epit@apitgarcia(nme manje) pndi msk lauk2 walaupn xsodap mne..haha..nk msk instant pn rse xchallenging..wakaka~

so,inilah hasilnye..

kepade sesape rse nk msk mskn neh,bleh la contact saye..xmo la publish,nnt sme tiru,xbes la..haha..xD..kepade penggemar mskn pedas,saye mengesyorkn tuk try mskn neh..
=]
special tau..kt kdai pn xdpt rse cani..haha..xD..

pak karim yg jujur..

Pada satu hari, Pak Karim pergi ke hutan untuk mencari kayu api. Apabila
lalu kat kawasan tasik, Pak Karim tergelincir dan kapak buruknye terjatuh dalam tasik tu. Maka datanglah Pari Pari Tasik kepada Pak Karim.

Pari Pari: Kenapa dengan kau?
Pak Karim: Kapak aku terjatuh ke dalam tasik.
Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak perak.
Pari Pari: Inikah kapak kamu?
Pak Karim: Tidak.
Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak emas.
Pari Pari: Inikah kapak kamu?
Pak Karim: Tidak, kapak aku buruk sahaja.
Pari pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak buruk.
Pari Pari: Inikah kapak kamu?
Pak Karim: Ya, itulah kapak buruk aku.

Pari Pari Tasik suka sikap Pak Karim yang jujur itu lalu memberikan ketiga-tiga kapak itu kepadanya.

Pada hari lain pulak. Pak Karim berjalan di sekitar tasik yang sama bersama isterinya. Kali ni isterinye pulak yang jatuh ke dalam tasik. Pak Karim susah hati. Maka datanglah Pari Pari Tasik kepada Pak Karim..

Pari Pari: Kenapa kau bersedih?
Pak Karim: Isteriku jatuh ke dalam tasik.
Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama Jessica Alba.
Pari Pari: Inikah isteri kau?
Sambil menangis Pak Karim menjawab... "ya, itulah isteriku..."
Pari Pari pun marah, "Sungguh ku tak sangka, kau yang jujur satu masa dulu telah menjadi tamak".
Sambil menahan pilu Pak Karim menjawab, "Aku bukan tamak, kalau aku kata 'tidak' pada Jessica Alba... kau akan bawakan pula Jennifer Aniston...kalau aku katakan 'tidak' juga, barulah kau bawakan isteriku...bila aku kata 'ya', kau akan berikan mereka bertiga padaku...". Aku yang miskin ni tak mampu tanggung mereka semua"..

Pergaulan Bebas

inilah akibat dr pergaulan bebas..mak bapak knela maen peranan..haha

p/s: benu xde kaitan dgn gambar diatas..harap maklum
xD

one in a million..

zaman moden neh ramai org mencari trend br dlm mencari pasangan idop mereke..bkan skadar luaran ataupun dalaman,tp mereke mencari yg lagi unik..iaitu yg berstatus "one in a million"..since dh nme pn one in a million,so mmg sket je la yg tgl dlm dunia neh..so,bertuah la pade mereke yg dh dpt pasangan mereke neh..xD..aku xle la nk xplain spesis "one in a million" neh cane..sbb complicated sgt..haha..aku sndr rase bertuah dpt jd member diorg..xD



cam member aku sorg kt gelsenkirchen 2 antare spesis "one in a million"..haha,sori ye..jgn mare..huhu..spe2 antare kte yg ade telefon burger??or spe yg kalo masak piza tp xpnah tau kne ltak temp bpe??haha..or spe yg die nk g factory outlet kt baden tp taip kt db nk ke Metzgerei instead of Metzingen??sori ye kak..ko mmg lucu..xD

balie(bkan nme sbnr) pn antare katogeri "one in a million" gk..bkan sekadar pandai memasak,namun die juge memiliki beberape skill2 yg unik..dgn skil2 yg unik ini die hampir berjaye membeli kesemua lego di e-bay..bilek die kini telah menjadi tmpt shooting animasi lego star wars..disamping itu,die juge memiliki skill tuk shooting sndr,iaitu dgn wat video sndr..sambil blakon,sambil shooting..bkan sme org leh wat cm 2..=]

tah la..maybe ramai lg dlm dunia ni yg spesis "one in a million" yg blom aku jumpe..haha,kalo ade nnt aku wat volume ke2 lak..

Mobile Serial Number

Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????

Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:

IF the 7th & 8th digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in China which is low quality..

IF the 7th & 8th digits are 08 or 80 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germany which is fair quality..

IF the 7th & 8th digits are 01 or 10 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finland which is very Good..

IF the 7th & 8th digits are 00 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality..

IF the 7th & 8th digits are 13 this means your cell phone was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health..

p/s: actually i read this article from other website which i'vd already forgot where i get it..xD..the information maybe false but its up 2 u guys..so,4 those who like 2 buy new phone,i'd like 2 encourage to check d quality 1st..xD
xberbaloi la kalo beli hp mahal2 tp quality x elok..huhu

Petua Lawak..

1.Petua Cepat DiPinang - Banyakkan Meminum Air Pinang
2.Menegangkan Kulit Muka - Stepler Tempat Yg Kendur Tue..
3.Menghilangkan Cagu - Potong Jari Yg Kena Cagu Tue...
4.Menghilangkan Bau Badan - Berendam Dalam Minyak Wangi
5.Melembutkan Rambut - Rendam Kepala Dalam Air Menggelegak...
6.Melentikkan Bulu Mate - Pakailer Bulu Mate Palsu...
7.Melebatkan Rambut - Cari Baja Rambut...
8.Mengurangkan Dengkur - Kurangkan Tidur..
9.Menghilangkan Ketuat - Potong Dgn Pisau Cukur Cap Buaya... .
10.Mengempiskan Perut - Jgn Makan & Jgn Minum...
11.Mengekalkan Kecantikan - Kekalkan Mekap, Jgn Basuh2...
12.Menyegarkan Mate - Tuang Eye Mo...
13.Mengelak Rambut Gugur - Lumur Dengan Gam Gajah...
14.Menghilangkan Kelemumur - Gunekanlah Syampu Rejoice..
15.Menurunkan Berat Badan - Turun Ikut tangga kecemasan..
16.Mengatasi Tumit Pecah - Jalan Berjengket- Jengket...
17.Memerahkan Bibir - Pakai Lipstick arr..
18.Menghaluskan Kulit Muke - Gosok Dgn Kertas Pasir
19.Menaikkan Seri Muke - Makan Kuih Seri Muka Sambil Naik Tangge..
20.Menghilangkan Bau Mulut - Minum Minyak Wangi